i wish there were more than 24 hours in a day and beverages were $1 and growing up didn’t hurt so much
(via gallifreyanwriter)
I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
(via gallifreyanwriter)
decayalectical-deactivated20221:
Okay but whose subjective experience is ontologically correct????
mine
Hers
mine
julia’s
mine
yeah its julias
Julia’s
yeah julia’s
Hm guess that settles that. This “philosophy” shit is pretty easy.
(via gallifreyanwriter)
Are you alright, honey? You’ve barely put your blorbo in situations
(via lady-harrowhark)
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
That’s not sad, that’s awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
This is humanity
Happy Birthday, Curiousity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
(via artofdoubt)
And he never thinks of me except when I’m on TV.
THE ERAS TOUR - Los Angeles, CA Night 1
i am never talking to a cishet person again. did you know some of these people believe that watching porn is cheating
queers are out here having five dimensional sex and cishets are living in the stone age…… we have to enlighten them……
#I know a guy whose ex made him stop masturbating cause she said it counted as cheating
WE HAVE TO FUCKING HELP THEM WHAT DO YOU MEAN MASTURBATING IS CHEATING . CHEATING WITH WHO.
(via sylph-of-gender)
You know the biggest loss of the decline of physical media and the rise of streaming? DVD special features.
I love you DVD commentaries I love you making-of documentaries I love you behind the scenes footage I love you bloopers I love you deleted scenes I love you silly little videos of the cast dicking around 💖
(via twelverriver)